Woman Shopper's Prayer 
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Our Cash, Which art on plastic 
Hallowed be thy name 
Thy Gucci Watch 
Thy Prada Bag 
In Saks 
As it is in Neimans 
Give us each day our Platinum Visa 
And forgive us our Overdraft 
As we forgive those who cease our Mastercard 
Lead us not into Kmart 
And deliver us from Target 
For thine is Versace, the Akira & Armani 
For Chanel No. 5 and Eternity 

Amex