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This is the current listing of my jokes collection. Be warned that some
of the jokes are cleaner than others.
General
- badday.txt - You know it's a bad day when...
- band.txt - Band Instruments
- barnsatn.txt - Barney is Satan
- barrel.txt - Insurance claim; More information please.
- boat.txt - Driving a new boat
- boattrek.html - Love Boat vs. Star Trek
- bumper.txt - Actual bumper stickers
- caracros.txt - Car Acronymns
- carsale.html - Car for Sale
- celebrate.txt - Spell Check
- children.txt - Murphy's laws of kids.
- church.txt - Church Announcements.
- churchsigns.txt - Church Marquee Signs
- dognames.txt - Naming dogs
- lifeconc.txt - Life's Conclusions
- days12.txt - Modern 12 days of christmas
- doekiller.txt - Attempted murder in supermarket parking lot
- dogbulb.txt - How many does it take to change a light bulb . . .
- dumpon.txt - Inspiration for the unhappy
- happymarriage.txt - Secrets of a happy marriage
- healthtip.txt - Health tip to long live
- hell.txt - Thermodynamics of Hell
- history.txt - Do you know your history like this?
- hot.txt - It's hot outside when . . .
- humor.txt - Lots of math jokes
- jokes1.txt - Miscelleous jokes
- lawyers.txt - How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
- life1500.txt - Life in the 1500's and famous old sayings
- love80s.txt - Love in the 1980's
- loveone.txt - If you love someone...
- lwords.txt - Famous last words
- music.txt - Musician jokes
- newsoft.txt - New business software
- nohallmark.txt - What Hallmark doesn't print
- nopets.txt - No pets allowed
- oneliners.txt - Thoughts for the day
- phonesng.txt - Phone songs
- physics.txt - Cartoon laws of physics
- pirate.txt - Pirate story
- pond.txt - Pond swimming
- priest.txt - New priest
- relative.txt - Confusing relationships to relatives
- shopprayer.txt - Woman Shopper's Prayer
- smarthou.txt - Smart house of the future
- sniglets.txt - A few sniglets
- tacobell.txt - Cash at TacoBell
- texchris.txt - Texas Christmas
- thinker.txt - Deep Thoughts
- traffic.txt - Traffic reports on insurance forms
- warninglabels.txt - Absurd warning labels
Technical (mostly computer)
- acros.txt - Technical computer acronyms and definitions
- bfsoftware.txt - Boyfriend Software
- compdaff.txt - Computer Daffy-nitions
- computer.txt - 50 things to do in a computer lab
- compvocb.txt - Computer Vocabulary
- cupholder.txt - Cup Holder on computer
- darksucker.txt - Darksuckers
- esctorus.txt - Criminal escaped from torus confinement
- eng-math-phy.txt - Engineer, Mathematician, Physicist
- flowcht.txt - Did you do it?
- gfprogram.txt - Girlfriend Software
- girlfriend2.txt - Girlfriend Software 2
- h2o.txt - How gullible are you?
- hacktest.txt - Old hacker test
- info_car.txt - Compare cars to computer terms
- lang2car.txt - Programming languages compared to cars
- moretech.txt - More technical help stories
- mousebal.txt - Ball treatment
- newvirus.txt - Computer viruses
- non-tech.txt - The non-technically inclinded.
- proginc.txt - Tips for programming in C
- squawks.txt - Aircraft maintenance repair replies
- techhelp.txt - Technical support stories
- techseuss.txt - What if Dr. Seuss write technical manuals?
- tooltalk.txt - Description of types of tools
- twits.txt - Things that a twit does / doesn't do
- users.txt - 9 types of computer users
- vaxtrek.txt - Star Trek meets VAX/VMS
Lists
- 1liner.txt - No arms and no legs that ...
- 100.txt - 100 ways to say NO
- 100room.txt - 100 ways to freak out your roommate
- 10ondate.txt - 10 ways a computer guy can impress his date
- 10puns.txt - 10 Puns for Lovers of English
- 9typeboy.txt - 9 types of boyfriends
- 9typegir.txt - 9 types of girlfriends
- defense.txt - You know you work for a defense contractor when...
- girladvice.txt - 15 Advice tips for all girls
- guy100.txt - 100 reasons it's great to be a guy
- kid80s.txt - You're a kid of the 1980's if:
- medcharts.txt - Things seen on medical charts
Office
- admin.txt - New element, keeps growing
- boss.txt - How to be the boss
- dilbert.txt - Dilbert's Laws of Work
- empoffice.txt - Trip to the employment office
- funnysigns.txt - Public signs that were poorly translated.
- golfball.wmv - Don't sneak out of the office early
- mishap.txt - Language translation mishaps
- myass.txt - Millennia Year Application Software System
- plan.txt - The plan
- prinoffice.txt - Prison vs. Office Environments
- prisonhelp.txt - Helping from prison
- promote.txt - Special High Intensity Training
- servwork.txt - Serving Time at Work
Pictures
- carparkbarrier.jpg - Ineffective barrier
- lampbalcony.jpg - Balcony interference with lamp post.
- balcony.jpg - Why is there a balcony?
- winter_feelings.jpg - Demonstration of winter opinions
- wifes_first_hunting_trip.jpg - Wife's first hunting trip
- Warranty-timer.jpg - Electronic warranty expiration timer circuit
- tx_compBBQ.jpg - Using a computer for a Texas BBQ
- Redneck_horseshoes.jpg - Redneck Horsehoes
- Redneck_Mailbox.jpg - Redneck mailbox for soliciation reduction
- LeftAngledWasher.jpg - Special washer for the tough applications
- hismouse1.jpg - Ideal mouse for HIM
- hermouse1.jpg - Ideal mouse for HER
- class_pic.jpg - School class photo, how to keep a secret
- excuse1.jpg - Shipping delays, Excuse #1
- excuse2.jpg - Shipping delays, Excuse #2
- excuse3.jpg - Shipping delays, Excuse #3
- excuse4.jpg - Shipping delays, Excuse #4
- excuse5.jpg - Shipping delays, Excuse #5
- excuse6.jpg - Shipping delays, Excuse #6
- ouch.jpg - Is this anyone that you know?
- No_Parking.jpg - Consequences of No Parking Zones
- policy.jpg - How to get the men to read the Sexual Harassment Policy
- learnlang.mpg - Incentive to learn another language
Political
- 12clint.txt - The 12 days of Clinton
- billsmed.txt - Bill Clinton's Medicall Dictionary
- govofficial.txt - Evaluation form of a new government official
- govservice.txt - Government "Service" organizations
- noahgov.txt - How government stops the building of the ark.
- undergov.txt - Do you understand government like this?
College
- 50onfinal.txt - 50 things to do on a final exam
- compchis.txt - Computer Christmas
- examburn.txt - Burning old exams, gets out of hand
- finalexm.txt - The ultimate final exam
- incollege.txt - College application
- limit.txt - Engineering drop-outs
- profmean.txt - What the professor really means
Dirty / Sexist
- bedroom_golf.txt - Rules of Bedroom Golf
- condom.txt - Types of condoms
- cowmilk.txt - First time ever
- cruise.txt - Cruise medication
- datepick.txt - Picking up a daughter for a date
- dentist.txt - Bed talk
- dogsex.txt - A Dog Named Sex
- drtymind.txt - Your dirty mind
- drtymind2.txt - Your dirty mind with little Johnny
- genderitems.txt - Everything has a gender for a reason
- guysrules.txt - Guy's Rules of life
- johnny.txt - Teacher and Johnny
- limerk.txt - Lymerick contest
- man.html - Chemical Analysis of a man
- manrules.txt - Man's Rules
- permiss.txt - Permission to date your daughter
- pick-up.txt - 70 pick-up lines
- pointofview.txt - Women/Men Point of View
- prankster.txt - Groomsmen pranksters
- purity.txt - Purity test
- ruleskiss.txt - Constitution of love
- toearly.txt - Startling yourself
- types_gf.txt - Consumer Reports about Women.
- weightsex.txt - Calories burned during sex
- women.txt - Chemical Analysis of a woman
- womenage.txt - Observations of aging women
- women_contra.txt - Contradictions that women make
- womenlang.txt - Women's Language
- Womenrevenge.txt - Women's Revenge tactics
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